Stephen Colbert

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

"Over time it just became more and more about love."

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson also helped clarify a key piece of Sexiest Man lore.

He's been working so hard that he refused to play "Elden Ring".

"People will look for drama anywhere they can".

"Shed light on your mouth sounds by making further words to be received in the porches of mine ears. Come! Let my lobes feast!"

"We've been so lucky to have a front row seat to Jon's incredible talent."

Now that I think about it, Irving really is the Dwight Schrute of Lumon.

His new HBO documentary, "Endangered," examines reporters facing dangers for doing their job.

The comedian had words for the Supreme Court on "The Late Show".

"Two peanuts were walking down the street..."

"There are reports that Tesla could have a working humanoid robot by September of 2022..."

"You have to invite Triumph in. He works on Dracula rules."

"I think that I started hating my body when I was about 14."

All aboard 'Death Bus.'

Best sandwich? 🌭?

"We met the monster years ago."

"Everybody's had those moments when you feel like you're on the outside, looking into a circumstance."

Don't do my girls dirty like that.

"We are a very pragmatic people."

"Decisions about what you can do with your body are now being made by four old dudes and a woman who thinks 'The Handmaid's Tale' is a rom-com."

"Nicole Kidman got a sword, Willem Dafoe got a longship. Björk got three Icelandic horses."

Our hearts.

"I stole it."

The man knows his Tolkien.