SNL

A Kanye joke, too.

Imagine being lucky enough to find the perfect gift at the white elephant Christmas exchange and then someone steals it. That's totally bogus.

"Seems like a scam and in many ways it is."

Is Viktor Bout a Russian arms dealer or a fellow basketball star?

“Did you forget Kieran Culkin was in this movie? So did we.”

Want to know what it feels like to be a teacher?

"Hey, we heard you guys singing about ignoring your anxiety in an unhealthy way!"

So you're telling me that cat is actually a human little girl?

"You guys are not going to believe this but Kanye West and Alex Jones got together this week and it didn't go great"

"Her loss, is our gain."

Uh-oh, here comes the bus.

Uh-oh, Colin got the wrong scripts again.

"Because sometimes the only way to get mentally healthy is to get physically sick."

J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS!

If Guy Fieri can be the Mayor of Flavortown, he can be a US Senator.

"I have the perfect idea for a Pixar movie".

Everyone's least intelligible relative is back.

When the world needed him the most...

"A Thermos: It keeps the hot things hot and the cold things cold, but my question is, how do it decide?" - Herschel Walker.

"It was a fun country while it lasted."

"It's like reading a victorian love letter"

"You may be dumb today, but what you are tomorrow starts right here in this classroom."

This is one talented deer.

They got it all wrong.

We stan a problematic princess.