Jimmy Kimmel Live

He really commits.

Distressing children for entertainment since 2009.

"You can't handle anything better than that, right?"

"No one wants to f**k Larry David."

The end of an era.

A relatable start.

"I was so happy to see you win that Emmy — or not see you win that Emmy."

"The T stands for tequila."

Its seven-year run has finally concluded.

Feel the joy.

We absolutely have time for this.

That's a lot of green foam.

"The ranch owners are actual aliens themselves..."

Fruit smashing, plexiglass kisses, and tequila shots.

"It could be a trap."

Oh dear.

"It says 'Pay Guillermo $20.'"

"What a terrible job you have."

So many brilliant lines.

"I wasn’t even linked to wires the first time I ran across a wall."

This keeps happening, but still nothing changes.

"We were really expecting to just be guests like a few hours ago."

Why does this exist? We don't know. Are we glad it does? Unquestionably.

"Who's the sexiest breakfast cereal mascot?"

A passionate rendition of the Happy Birthday song.